Dearest Simone,
Who got a grainy photo for you again? That’s right! Me! Why? Because I went shopping, gawd. I went to the Scraps store and bought four large beakers for $12. Now I can turn them into terrariums or mix friendly juices in them like lemon and ice tea or whatever, you know. Why do I love beakers so much? Because of the measurements they make. Should I go on? No. But here is a friendly photo of moi as the Muppet Beaker.
Glug, glug,
D’Arcy
